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Alright, so it’s been almost one week since the last Nike Joga Futsal Tournament bout. See, the thing is, remember last week when we said that this week we would come out number one? Well, after we easily came out of week two, ahead of the standings and still undefeated, we just felt really bossy, and were like “Blog? What blog? Has this celebration party really lasted 4 days? Dude, where’s my car?” But stop waiting because your RabbitTusk soccer glass of lemonade is about to be full. Details, standings, shit talk, babes and celebrity DJs after the jumpoff. Pictured above, we have Team Tusk themselves. They are pretty much like the Los Angeles version of David Beckham times 4 (both in numbers, and star power).
RabbitTusk fans have their fashion game tight and their swagger right. Look at these two, in a flash of brilliance, matching their straws with their sweaters.
One game was 3-0, one was 5-0, and one was tied 1-1. Don’t ask us who played who. Just know that all were served.
What’s ridiculous about this picture is that this is actually taking place in-game. I guess when you are ahead 5-0, your priorities turn from scoring goals to photo-ops. Who are these assholes?
Tusk babes rolled through with synchronized dances.
Then celebrity DJ KillYou MeYou from Brother Reade rolled through, snatched them up, let us take a photo, and bounced! Speaking of celebrity DJs, Tusk pals Squeak E Clean kept people moving with the baile funk, Them Jeans was named MVP playing for Dim Mak, and Desert Eagles was spilling his scotch and soda all over everybody’s Air Force firstwears. A great time had by all. Two more weeks until Tusk becomes the Futsal kings of LA, and heads to Brasil for some real competition. Also, we’d like to officially thank whoever finally scored a goal on us. We don’t feel like such jerks anymore. Standings are below, and check the Podcast for a lil primer on what Joga is all about. STANDINGS, 5/25 14 Pts - Rabbit Tusk |
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